Don’t Quote Me Boy Cuz I Ain’t Said Ish

Jefe finds it funny when people become ultra PC or try to come off as pacifists especially in light of what took place on Sunday with the demise of that terrorist loco.  Even funnier is the same people trying to sound enlightened by misquoting the late-great Martin Luther King.  

In case you didn’t hear, there was an online post of a quote that was attributed to MLK.  Turns out, the first part of the quote was not his at all but the thoughts of another individual. Hey, if it’s online it must be true!  Que no?  Needless to say, Jefe went on a search for more famous online quotes/misquotes and what he found might totally under whelm you. 

“People believe anything they read on the internet if it fits their preconceived notions.”  Thomas Jefferson 




“War is hell.”  Bill Clinton 





“That’s what she said”   R2D2 




“We have nothing to fear so beer me!”  Franklin D. Roosevelt 




They’ve done studies, you know.  60% of the time, it works every time.”  Wile E. Coyote 




“I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.:  Henry Ford 



“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”  Helen Keller 




I never met a man I didn’t like.”  Will Ferrell 





“I kissed a girl and I liked it.”  Ricky Martin





“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”  Vern Troyer





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