The weekend wedding of Hugh Hefner (85) and Crystal Harris (25), has been called off. Hef took to Twitter to announce the cancellation. “The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart,” Hef tweeted.
Apparently, Miss Harris had a change of heart when she realized no amount of money or power will make Hef look attractive nor could it buy his old ass time. Harris is now single and focusing on her music. Hef, meanwhile, has a new girlfriend after an “extensive” search at the Playboy mansion in which he threw a bottle of Viagra and took out the first Playmate it hit. Keep on keepin’ on, playa.